...and this "blog" needs a complete overhaul! Not just a shot of Botox and a new haircut, I'm talking a makeover of "The Swan" proportions. And by that I mean filled with cruelty and narcissism. Much like my soul.
I promise I will start using spellcheck. Ok, sometimes I will use spellcheck.
Some things to keep in mind:
1. Sun, Oct. 25 the Bucs will take on the Patriots in London. No, I will not be sporting my Joey Galloway jersey. I would also recommend avoiding whichever bar I am watching this game in. Trust me, you will not like the equation. Ashley + New England Fans + Bourbon + Sporting Event = Prison Time, I'm sure. Noticed I didn't say jail time.
2. Lately I have had a strong urge to photoshop pictures of Gruden and I so it looks like we are hanging out. And then I want to Blingee them.
3. Sabres are out, obv. Need I say more?
4. The Frozen Four was effin' epic this year.
5. I'm on the hunt for some Lawn Darts to add to my "Summer Shenanigans" kit. So far I have a slip-n-slide, a croquet set (for tackle croquet, of course), hot pink spray paint....
6. On a happy note, Pirates are in the race for the Calder Cup.
7. The other night some dude interrupted one of my tangents to ask if I was Jon Gruden's publicist.
8. Portland is getting a NBA D-League team. This pleases me greatly.
9. I'm getting kind of obsessed with Scott Ferrall. He calls everything! It gives me the vapors. But I can't find a Team Ferrall shirt small enough for me. Boo.
10. I hate the announcers on Versus.
11. Now that Madden has retired, the Crime Mob song "All Madden" has an entirely different meaning for me.
12. I don't know how to rotate photos.13. I'm having a Derby Days party. You're all invited.
14. I had to remove some of the old content because I'm locked out of my Flickr Pro account. I forgot my password. Yeah, I'm that dumb. I will rework it and put it back up later.
15. The Dolphins have such a bullshit schedule this year....then again the Bucs don't really have it that great either.
16. I'm really excited to get out on the golf course. Hell, even mini-golf! I'm bout it bout it! If anyone needs a caddy, hit me up!
um, and speaking of caddies...17. U 2008 Highlight Reel!
18. From the 7th Floor Blog, Clinton Portis was voted "Favorite Redskin" by Special Olympians
19. Also seen @ 7th Floor Blog (obviously a favorite) this amazing photo of Plaxico Burress at his court appearance. Maybe he's just stoked about the Spartan's making it to the final game?
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